His wallet pukes pictures

We ran into some friend of my husband’s when out to dinner a few months ago. It was one of our few dinners out without the munchkin, but, of course, we had our hands on our wallets ready to show ALL her updates the second they asked (or well before)! My husband has the things on a spring ready to assault anyone who comes near. His friend summarized this when we saw him again last week. ‘Yeah, I told people you were one proud papa. You come near him and his wallet pukes pictures.’ Then he teased my husband that he’d thrown him under the bus with his wife by saying he “highly recommends” parenthood.