Michelle
What's your real name?
Inigo Montoya. You see why I haven't said before - I mean, no anonymity at all!
Have you ever fabricated a story or anything on your blog?
Nope. I've probably exaggerated. But if you met the rest of my family, you'd understand - I can't help it / don't even know I'm doing it / couldn't stop if I tried.
When in the car do you listen to the radio/CDs/iPod/etc?
I can't seem to get my iPod to play through my car even though there's a little hook up thing (what the heck!). I usually listen to the radio with CDs for kids stuff - either her songs or a book on CD for me to stay awake while she sleeps.
Describe the 'sexiest' item of clothing that you own.
Hmm... I don't know. I have these leather pants that everyone always seems to react to (wait, that came out wrong. I mean, my friends are always like - whoa! I guess because they are "unexpected" for me - one of my favorite things about them.), but truthfully I don't think they're that 'sexy.' My friend got them for me on super uber sale at a Gap clearance center (think outlet on crack), but they pretty much fit like Gap classic fit jeans do - not exactly tight or anything. They are fun though!
My early to mid 20s wardrobe had a lot more in this category - when I was young, single and skinny! I had some tight shiny vinyl pants that were really fun (for the unexpected factor). I also had at least one wrap around shirt that showed a bit of mid-drift. I was never really comfortable in that one though as I didn't think my stomach was flat enough for it (what I wouldn't give now!).
Would you be willing to breastfeed your friend's three year old child?
No. No. NO!!!!!! I wouldn't be willing to breastfeed my OWN 3 year old child! Ugh.
OK, fine, I'll caveat - if we're stuck on a desert island and I don't have my currently non-existent new baby with me (the one that would be causing me to lactate) and it's not looking good, but I can make this a little more bearable for the dehydrated 3 year old and maybe give him/her a better shot. OK, then, yes.
Outside of Lost or Survivor style reality TV, I'm not seeing a whole heck of a lot of other circumstances where I'd do this though.
Heck I would try and breastfeed myself if I was stuck on an island - just sayin
ReplyDeleteMy name is Buttercup. And I never, ever EVER exaggerate.
ReplyDeleteActually...
I really always thought that I was high-drama in describing events. But my man's family is like a 3 ring circus/baboons playing telephone while infecting eachother with rabies. Their existence has given me a really big head.
(*Pause* Did I just do it again?)
My name IS Buttercup, though.